Pirates,
Kids don't sit in corners anymore....they write out lines!!
I'm sorry you've taken offense to Toto...but he's cute! And is Davy Crocker that bloke with the beaver or cat or something on his head (excuse the lack of American folklore knowledge )??
If so, then why would you want to be his dog?? He'll probably wear you once it gets too cold!
Not very environmentally friendly is he??
psr