Originally Posted by flighter
(or, even better, something heavier under their wings).
OOH, OOH, I know! Sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire, right? So why not arm the planes with...
It'll completely throw them off! They'll never see it coming! And maybe you can put a light bomber on the plane, and arm it with POLAR BEARS! IT WOULD BE SO AMAZING!*
*this post is not intended to be taken seriously by anyone. Do so at your own risk.